Dammit, it that were all my Social Security taxes are going?
Those with the WILLPOWER are REWARDED on the GOOD Cleopatra machine. But few have to willpower to split while ahead. The trick is to take your winnings to a machine like Chilli where you can spend a LOT of time on while betting little (40 cents per spin). Okay, I know a lot of people HATE slot machines but, damn, they are FUn! If you have the WILLPOWER you will at worst break even or lose only a little. We are actually over $400 ahead over the past few years and it is FUn! Just don’t end up like Doug and live your life in front of one.