A little humor...Don’t go to Vegas without a Baptist. I love Jeanne Robertson and this is one of her funniest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsuSRinUnIg
How about with a Lutheran? BTW, Charles, you won't believe the LOW LIFES at the casino I go to with the GOOD Cleopatra machines. I try not to pay attention to them but they are really LOW. I mean like they won't tip the waitresses at the prime rib buffet and then they curse them out when they don't hurry up and refill their drinks. Like I said, I keep myself focused on the machines because a lot of those folks really revolt me.