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2 posted on 03/25/2012 11:41:16 AM PDT by doug from upland (Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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Susanne’s daily food intake:

Breakfast
6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals
1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals
4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals
6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals
32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals

Snacking
1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals
2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals
1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals
3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals

Lunch
3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals
Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup
ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals

Dinner
12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals
2litre bottle of soda 800 cals

Dessert
8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals
1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals

Total 21,962 calories


3 posted on 03/25/2012 11:43:36 AM PDT by doug from upland (Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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Obligatory Cartman reference: Beefcake.


5 posted on 03/25/2012 11:46:50 AM PDT by coloradan (The US has become a banana republic, except without the bananas - or the republic.)
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Gee, thanks. I now have a mental image that only power tools can remove.

CC

6 posted on 03/25/2012 11:47:07 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Q: how did you find America? A: turn left at Greenland)
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To: doug from upland

Someone only filled the parade balloon up halfway.


12 posted on 03/25/2012 11:56:55 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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16 posted on 03/25/2012 12:00:23 PM PDT by EEGator
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Why do I get the idea that somehow we taxpayers are helping her with this disgusting thing she’s doing.

How does she afford all this? I’m not poor, or fat, and I’ve cut back at the grocery store because I can’t stand the prices these days.

And how does she have a boyfriend - I can’t imagine they actually do anything.

EEWWWWWW


37 posted on 03/25/2012 12:38:03 PM PDT by Aria ( 2008 wasn't an election - it was a coup d'etat.)
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To: doug from upland

Have you’ve ever seen the anime “Akira”? That photo reminds me of the sequence where Tetsuo loses control of his powers and begins transforming into an amorphous mass. Looked a lot like that.

As to her daily calorie intake, ye gods! You could feed a small village anywhere on the planet with the level of food consumption.

Well, at least she has a goal, albeit a somewhat bizarre goal.

Yeeech.


40 posted on 03/25/2012 12:45:25 PM PDT by AnAmericanAbroad (It's all bread and circuses for the future prey of the Morlocks.)
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To: doug from upland

Will this fit in a casket?


50 posted on 03/25/2012 1:03:33 PM PDT by 353FMG
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That is sooo gross...I can’t even identify the body parts.

How does she or any other obscenely large person even perform normal body hygiene?


60 posted on 03/25/2012 1:49:49 PM PDT by Adder (Da bro has GOT to go!)
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To: doug from upland

Fat girls need love too.....just not mine.


63 posted on 03/25/2012 2:06:25 PM PDT by RushLake (Liberalism/Progressivism--Domestic terrorism financed by your tax dollars)
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I FEEL LIKE A YOUNG SOPHIA LOREN RIGHT NOW!


97 posted on 03/25/2012 4:27:58 PM PDT by angcat (PLEASE GOD SAVE OUR COUNTRY!)
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dammit doug!!!! barf alert PLEASE!


103 posted on 03/25/2012 9:22:23 PM PDT by Morgana (I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
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Okay, fair is fair. I will go on record that her butt is bigger than Michelle Obama’s.


111 posted on 03/25/2012 11:02:36 PM PDT by doug from upland (Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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That can’t be.


115 posted on 03/26/2012 12:30:55 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
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Like a bad car accident, I had to click this thread to see the photo.

Now I’m gonna be sick.....


131 posted on 03/26/2012 2:55:20 PM PDT by newfreep (Breitbart sent me...)
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