"And if you will just keep walking in that direction, you'll be right at home."
"Sup? Yeah, I'm cool...I don't need two hands to hold this contraption steady...what good is seein' straight if ya don't have yer cool goin'? How do I look, guys? When ya got it ya got it, right guys? I'm nailin' the cool. Bam!"

"Kim Jong-Eun would look just like my son, if I had one."