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To: nickcarraway
I remember, years ago, we had a cat named Jabber (”Jasper” to some).

I walked into the living room one fine spring day to find him gnawing on the leaves of a plant.

JABBER!!! FREAKING KNOCK IT OFF!

He gave me a bored look, slowly blinked, and went back to gnawing on that plant.

JABBER!!! YOU ARE A BIG, FAT, PIECE OF CRAP!!!

And as I delivered my rapier witted insult, I noticed a fat, ugly, busy-body, hippie “woman” staring at me through my front window aghast.

AND SO ARE YOU!!! I addressed her.

Fortunately, that was in the days before cell phones or I'm sure I'd have to explain it to the gendarmes.

18 posted on 03/23/2012 4:18:46 PM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: South Hawthorne

Funny story.

Years ago we lived in a town house, in a not very integrated neighborhood, I caught one of the dogs going after my tomato plants and yelled out the back door, Sam, you stupid black b!tch get in here. the dog’s name was Sambuca.

I went out to check the damage and there is my next door neighbor, roaring laughing. She knew I hadn’t seen her when I hollered and knew I was going to be mortified, which I was. Thank goodness she and I were good friends!


20 posted on 03/23/2012 4:32:01 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: South Hawthorne

“AND SO ARE YOU!!! I addressed her.”

ROFLMAO!!!! I’ve been in that state of mind myself!


23 posted on 03/23/2012 5:43:12 PM PDT by jocon307
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