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To: Explorer89

I am one of the 95% of Americans who knows what a mohel is only because of Jerry Seinfeld.


7 posted on 03/22/2012 5:21:26 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

I’m one of the 2% of Americans who lost 10% of his equipment at the hands of a mohel. My people are always trying to get 10% off everything, but sometimes we take the concept too far.


10 posted on 03/22/2012 5:56:11 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (How bad would an Obama II administration be, without the constraints of re-election?)
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To: SoothingDave

My mohel saved all of the foreskins and had them sewn together to make a wallet. When he rubbed it, it turned into a suitcase.

RIMSHOT


11 posted on 03/22/2012 6:00:24 AM PDT by TruthShallSetYouFree (How bad would an Obama II administration be, without the constraints of re-election?)
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