[The KG9 Kid]

Six months later:

Birds: "Wha-- What?! It's Crab! We thought we killed you!"

Crab: "That's right. I'm alive. Got my claw back too. (*snap* *snap*) Whaddya know, huh?"

Birds (Backing into a corner): "Holy mother of-- Now listen, Crab. P-please don't... IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE!"

Crab (Leaning in): "The only mistake you made was that you double-crossed me and left me ALIVE."

Birds: (*snap* *snap*) "AAAAIIIEEEEEEEE-EEEEEeeeeee!!!" (*snap* *snap*)

[Ciexyz]

Good one, hehe.