[smoothsailing]

Lumber can't be patented, but people still make money providing it to those who want it.

Now you've done it. Any day now some tree is going to come along and file a lawsuit.

[hinckley buzzard]

Any day now some tree is going to come along and file a lawsuit.

You are quite the historian. Back in the early 1970's senile liberal weenie Justice William O. Douglas opined that one day he could envision trees acquiring standing to sue. Yes, he did say that. Never thought I'd see the day though...