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How not to cut down a tree
Telegraph ^ | 3-19-12

Posted on 03/19/2012 1:22:45 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

YouTube footage has emerged of an amateur lumberjack attempting to chop down a huge evergreen tree just a few feet away from his house - with disastrous consequences.

In the amusing video the sound of four large wedges being driven into the trunk echo out as a man takes to the tree armed with only an axe.

Seconds later the creaking and groaning of timber can be heard as the giant conifer slowly crashes down directly onto the one story house beside it.

The axeman, realising that he has felled the tree onto the roof of his own home seems 'stumped' for a moment and then shouts, "my house!" and a few seconds later, "my bedroom!"

The clip sparked a barrage of comments, many seemingly from 'armchair lumberjacks' offering advice on the correct way to cut down a tree.

One posting reads, "the notch in the front was about one-fifth the height and half the depth it should have been." Adding, "He should have been tensioning that bad boy."

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: fail; napl; tree
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VIdeo at link

1 posted on 03/19/2012 1:22:48 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

The correct way to cut down a tree is exactly opposite of the way this guy did it. That’s not too hard to figure out.

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2 posted on 03/19/2012 1:25:53 PM PDT by flatfish
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

LOL! Good example of a guy knowing just enough to be dangerous.


3 posted on 03/19/2012 1:30:28 PM PDT by fso301
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To: flatfish

Sometimes you just don’t save money by doing it yourself.


4 posted on 03/19/2012 1:30:35 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Fraxinus

ping!


5 posted on 03/19/2012 1:31:11 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("The facts of life are Tory." -- Margaret Thatcher)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Just the guy to dynamite a dead whale.


6 posted on 03/19/2012 1:33:42 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
The video of this Obama supporter can be viewed on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px_BCqasYoc

7 posted on 03/19/2012 1:34:42 PM PDT by traditional1 (Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis; SoldierDad

Ping to view later


8 posted on 03/19/2012 1:35:21 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
The video of this Obama supporter can be viewed on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px_BCqasYoc

9 posted on 03/19/2012 1:35:25 PM PDT by traditional1 (Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

He’s a lumberjack and he’s okay.....


10 posted on 03/19/2012 1:39:23 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Slings and Arrows

not a ping?


11 posted on 03/19/2012 1:43:21 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

12 posted on 03/19/2012 1:44:19 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: GreenHornet

13 posted on 03/19/2012 1:45:26 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

We had a dead 70-ft Monterey pine behind our house when we bought it. My husband — who had never cut down a tree in his life — told me he was going to cut it down himself. Ahem! We eventually found a pro to take it down for $100.


14 posted on 03/19/2012 1:45:37 PM PDT by Hetty_Fauxvert (If you back Newt . . . then SEND HIM MONEY!! "Be Breitbart, Baby!")
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

lol


15 posted on 03/19/2012 1:47:55 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Before his lumberjack career this guy worked for the government specializing in social programs.


16 posted on 03/19/2012 1:58:53 PM PDT by immadashell
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To: fso301

We had a huge tree that needed to be cut down, it was sending huge roots under my house and an umbrella of limbs covered my roof. I couldn’t find anyone to cut it down and several times I was tempted to let my husband do it but it scared me and I begged him not to. He was going to use the backhoe and a couple of tractors and I knew he could do it but I just had a few doubts.

One day I ran into a woman whose son cuts trees down for a living and she said that if he had a weeks worth of work he would come to our town and she’d put me on the list. He showed up one morning and had it cut down in a couple of hours, it was worth every penny I paid him.


17 posted on 03/19/2012 1:58:56 PM PDT by tiki
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To: flatfish
I downed an old walnut tree once.....

I topped it, then cut more....of it down. Being lazy...I stayed up in the tree while cutting some more...while reckoning that part of the tree I was cutting would not crush my wheel barrel.

It of course hit my wheel barrel..although I used the wheel barrel for another 5 years or so..but it was listing for those years. Ha!!

18 posted on 03/19/2012 2:07:34 PM PDT by Osage Orange (The MSM is the most dangerous entity in the United States of America.)
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To: tiki

I was grilling some chicken near a massive white oak next to our house last spring when the sky turned dark and it began to rain.
I stepped inside to let the rain pass when a massive lightning bolt hit the tree and carved a double spiral stripe from near the top of the tree to the ground. Inside the house, everything turned bright white when the lightning hit. I would have been killed had I remained outside.

This winter, we hired a trio of good ole Missouri woodsmen and they took the tree down in pieces with one man on the tree with a chainsaw and two guys on ropes to lower the pieces.

The wood is now split and stacked for use in a couple of years.


19 posted on 03/19/2012 2:07:50 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Beware the Sweater Vest)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

“I cut down trees,
I skip and jump,
I love to press wild flowers,
I put on women’s clothing
and hang around in bars”


20 posted on 03/19/2012 2:09:52 PM PDT by SonnyBubba
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