Seahorse-shaped Cheeto for sale on eBay

1 posted on 03/15/2012 6:53:19 AM PDT by JoeProBono

Looks more like a flamingo with birth defects.

2 posted on 03/15/2012 6:56:32 AM PDT by equaviator

Some folks are just idiots...

3 posted on 03/15/2012 6:56:50 AM PDT by pgkdan (Rick Santorum 2012. Conservative's last, best chance!)

I got a whole bag full of cheetos shaped like caterpillars once.

4 posted on 03/15/2012 6:57:59 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)

A Virginia couple who found a Cheeto snack shaped like a seahorse while vacationing in Florida

And this is worth something why? Was it at least actually swimming?

5 posted on 03/15/2012 6:57:59 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (nobody gives me warheads anyway))

DOOD!

I MUST HAVE THIS!!!

I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH!!!!!11!!1!!!!!

6 posted on 03/15/2012 6:58:58 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)

7 posted on 03/15/2012 7:00:09 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)

A guy goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, you’ve got to help me. My penis is orange.” Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he can check. Damned if the guy’s penis isn’t orange. Doc tells the guy, “This is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress in a person’s life.”

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, “How are things going at work?” The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy responds, “No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I’m getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy.” So the doc figures this isn’t the reason.

He asks the guy, “How’s your home life?” The guy says, “Well, I got divorced about eight months ago.” The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, “No. For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old bitch.” So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, “Do you have any hobbies or a social life?” The guy replies, “No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and munch on Cheetos.”

8 posted on 03/15/2012 7:02:52 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)

9 posted on 03/15/2012 7:06:09 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)

To: cripplecreek

Do you have any idea how much an entire bag of those worm shaped cheetos would have brought you?!?!?!?!?

10 posted on 03/15/2012 7:08:50 AM PDT by bgill (Romney & Obama are both ineligible. A non-NBC GOP prez shuts down all ?s on Obama's admin)

I have a joke I cannot tell.

11 posted on 03/15/2012 7:14:59 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)

Looks more like The Bent One’s unit.....

12 posted on 03/15/2012 7:15:38 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Carterize Obama in November)

13 posted on 03/15/2012 7:24:33 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)

14 posted on 03/15/2012 7:37:59 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)

15 posted on 03/15/2012 7:41:46 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)

Unfortunately, I know the joke.

16 posted on 03/15/2012 7:41:55 AM PDT by Grammy

17 posted on 03/15/2012 7:42:27 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)

Unfortunately, I know the joke.

Doctor, this is serious! It's changing colors!!

18 posted on 03/15/2012 7:48:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)

To: ETL; Daffynition

19 posted on 03/15/2012 7:53:05 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)

20 posted on 03/15/2012 8:01:51 AM PDT by ETL (ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)

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