[Sirius Lee]

One lab-thing mix and one gray-spotted-tabby-thing-mix. They both have their virtues, most notably that they seem to genuinely like people and other animals, and they follow each other around all day and keep company while I'm gone.

They also have vices. Barfy will "tell" on the cat, "Monk", when he's doing something bad - actually come get me and "wroo wroo: at me - so Barfy is a narc. And Monk, well, he sometimes does bad things involving shredding.

Still better than 90% of the humans I know.

[Tax-chick]

Monk, well, he sometimes does bad things involving shredding.

It could be worse. Our greyhound, Ash, and Bengal-mix cat, Jake, are partners in shredding, as well as in food-snatching.