actually, i'm surprised i didn't receive one of these from any of the youth group members for Christmas. now i'll be looking for one on ebay - but i don't think it would make an appropriate white elephant gift for the youth group gift exchange this Christmas (or would it?)
it hurts, but you see i go to the trouble to capitalize some words . . .
Quite appropriately. And to parenthesize.
It's a shame they'll be a scarce collectors' item now - you really should have one.