Wow tell me more. I always thought she was Ms. Goody two shoes, but it seems she is not at all. How many times has she been married? 900 times? Plus what gets me about this broad is I read she turned down the part of Sandy in the movie version of Grease because of her “religious beliefs”. This is the part Olivia Newton John eventually played. I assume Marie was against the ending where Sandy smokes and wears skin tight leather. Yet Marie it seems has no problem bragging about pissing herself when she laughs or even literally pissing herself on stage. And just what is the real story about her adopted sons suicide? He was gay so they told him to take a hike? Real nice. Strange ass woman. But like I always said: Never trust a woman who wears 20 pounds of makeup on her face.
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
This event happened on March 2, and yet is only being reported now. Osmond was not "bragging" about it, but she is making the best of an embarrassing situation. I suspect that it's only coming out now because some Youtube videos from the theater were posted on-line, and then word got out.
For the record (since the true story has not been reported), here is what happened that night.
It was the last night of the cruise, and the event was a "talent contest" like America's Got Talent, where contestants (who auditioned the day before), were selected to perform and then the Osmonds would critique them (but not score winners or losers). It was meant to be a fun event where the Osmonds were entertained by the fans, instead of the other way around. The actual Donny and Marie performance was the night before (Thursday, March 1).
At the beginning of the evening, Don Jr. (Donny's son, who was emceeing) showed a video of stills from the week, as fun memories of the event. Then they moved to the talent show. After the talent show portion ended, Donny introduced another video produced by the ship's staff that was another retrospective of the week. This video was incoherent, group shots of crowds made no sense, there were redundant photos of the same thing from different angles, and it was hard to recall how the pictures related to Donny and Marie, other than being crowd shots on the ship.
When the video ended, Marie said something like "what was that?" Donny asked someone in the wings "Who produced this?" and then repeated "The ship did this?"
Marie then blurted out "The ship's not going to do it again. That was awful." Donny looked momentarily shocked that Marie would say that so bluntly, while ship personnel were around.
That's when Donny started laughing and said "I love having you as my sister." He then said "It looked like ship!"
That's when Marie started laughing hard, and then Donny started laughing even harder, then they both started laughing to the point of falling to their knees, and the audience was laughing with them. I guess they were laughing at their clever pun on the profanity that they didn't really say.
So, at this point they are on the floor laughing when Don Jr. comes out between them and says "How wonderful it is to have my dad and my aunt at my feet like this!" Earlier, Jr. remarked how uncomfortable he felt calling them "Donny and Marie" because he's used to calling them Dad and Aunt. Anyway, Donny and Marie are still laughing hard, and at that point Marie announces "Uh-oh... I think I just peed in my pants." Donny looked at her in disbelief, saying "Really?"
Marie then says "Oh ship! I did pee in my pants." She tried to stand up, but was checking to see if it showed in her leggings, or if her wrap would cover her hips. She'd get up on one knee and then decide it was best to stay down so she doesn't show a wet spot. Trying to make the best of a bad situation, Marie then joked "Now you know what it's like to be a woman over 50!"
A moment later, a woman in the front row ran up to the stage to drape a jacket over her legs, and then someone came from stage right with a towel, and someone else came from stage left with another towel, and then Marie took the towels and started making large wiping motions on the stage, as if she were cleaing up a wet spot. Everyone, of course, was still laughing. Marie was making the best of an embarrassing situation.
Don Jr. says they should probably close the curtain. Donny gets up to his feet and says they should sing their theme song, which they do to close every performance. He sings the first line, "May tomorrow be a perfect day..." to which Marie ad libs something like "May you be drier along the way..."
Donny then says "Goodnight, everybody" and they close the curtains.
-PJ