[JoeProBono]

[a fool in paradise]

When the transport truck broke down for 30 minutes, onlookers jumped at the chance to touch the rock, pressing palms to its protective plastic wrap.

Since when do rocks need "protective plastic wrap"?

Isn't california the state where they are taxing and outright banning plastic bags?

[wizr]

LOOK! We have to do SOMETHING with all that money we’re borrowing from China. Why not truck a rock that everyone can worship?

[goat granny]

You can buy fake rocks for your garden, I have 2, same color but a little smaller only 40 dollars each...One that size would probably run about 800 dollars...and it does’t take a truck that size to get it home....

[Popman]

I keep thinking this was satire...

[Kickass Conservative]

I had to drive up to Long Beach the other day on business.

I got off the 405 heading North on Atlantic and the traffic was backed for a mile. Looking ahead I saw a sign that said Left Lane Closed. After sitting there for about 15 minutes wasting precious Fossil Fuel, I was able to get off Atlantic on to a side street.

When I reached my destination, I asked the Business owner what was going on. She then told me about the famous Rock and how it was a big sensation. She had no idea why it was famous, it just was, just like Sandra Fluke.

The Rock added 45 minutes to my travel time in addition to wasting my gas. They should have just put a rock shaped like a Crucifix in a glass jar full of urine and been done with it. The fun never ends here in Crazyfornia.

[Oceander]

You’re kidding us, right?

[JRios1968]