That would be awesome! I have an Irishman’s facial hair, so I look like a 13 year old Mexican. I can’t grow anything, but I have to shave to avoid looking like a bum.
He must go thru 2-3 blow-dryers a month with that thing. Imagine all the “wildlife” which he’d catch in that, on a motorcycle. LOL.
Try one of these, then:
http://epicawesome.com/files/imagecache/ImagePost585x650/images/1/handle-bar-mustache.jpg
