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To: Free ThinkerNY

Does “Tonto” mean “Bird brain” ??? When he rides real fast, does the dead bird fly off his head?...Inquiring minds want to know...


20 posted on 03/08/2012 7:18:28 PM PST by NCDave (AKA, "That idiot over there")
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To: NCDave
When he rides real fast, does the dead bird fly off his head?...Inquiring minds want to know...

I think it's a hidden "green agenda" message from Hollywierd.

When he rides real fast, the dead bird's wings spread out, generating a lift (like an airplane wing). Then Tonto clamps his legs tight against his horse. This slightly lifts both Tonto and the horse, causing less weight, and thus, less down-force on the terrain, resulting in less damage to the environment.

It also gives Tonto more "miles to the Gallup".

46 posted on 03/08/2012 8:33:54 PM PST by Col Freeper (FR is a smorgasbord of Conservative thoughts and ideas - dig in and enjoy it to its fullest!)
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