When I was a lad I served a term
As office boy to an Attorney’s firm.
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the handle of the big front door.
I polished up that handle so carefullee
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen’s Navee!
Embrace the pain!
When I was a teenager I went to Disney World with my parents. Mom talked me into the “Small World” ride even though I wanted to go to Space Mountain.
50 feet from the exit the ride broke down and we were stuck on it. For 2 hours. 2 seemingly endless hours with that God cursed song playing over and over and over and over again.
I didn’t make it to Space Mountain until 5 years ago when we took our son to Disney World. I still haven’t completely forgiven my mom for that.