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Chinese woman, 95, comes back to life by climbing out her coffin six days after she 'died'
Daily Mail ^
| 03/04/3012
| By CHRIS PARSONS
Posted on 03/04/2012 4:40:35 PM PST by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind
I can stop doing almost anything to eat when I get hungry, too...
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posted on
03/04/2012 5:18:38 PM PST
by
Quickgun
(Second Amendment. The only one you can put your hands on.)
To: SeekAndFind
"According to my understanding, Zombies are bereft of consciousness and self-awareness..." This one is "Patient Zero," and therefore Queen Zombie. She conrols all the rest.
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posted on
03/04/2012 5:20:31 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: SeekAndFind
Chinese people are funny this way.
They grow three sets of teeth over their lifetimes, climb out of coffins, and apparently give birth when they become 150 years old.
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posted on
03/04/2012 5:23:25 PM PST
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
To: ak267
True, but an 0dumbo dim voter doesn’t have to “wake up” to vote - multiple times, they can be dead as a door nail.
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posted on
03/04/2012 5:29:17 PM PST
by
The Sons of Liberty
(Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
To: SeekAndFind
Amazing part of this story is she goes into cooking mode after climbing out of a coffin. Hello.. Most people would be major leagued freaked out.
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posted on
03/04/2012 5:57:54 PM PST
by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny)
To: SeekAndFind
Neighbours searched her property before finding the pensioner in her kitchen cooking. She reportedly told villagers: 'I slept for a long time. After waking up, I felt so hungry, and wanted to cook something to eat. "It was a miracle - right as she was at the brink of death, she suddenly got up and started cooking for everybody." - Johnny Cammareri, Moonstruck
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posted on
03/04/2012 5:58:54 PM PST
by
Talisker
(He who commands, must obey.)
To: SeekAndFind
and that is where the term “dead ringer” comes from.
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posted on
03/04/2012 6:05:01 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: SeekAndFind
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I guess bein’ dead makes ya hungry. Learn something new everyday.
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posted on
03/04/2012 6:12:39 PM PST
by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: Joe 6-pack
That was my thought, too. Braaaains!
To: SeekAndFind
It was your typical Chinese coffin. You go in dead, an hour later you’re alive again!
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posted on
03/04/2012 6:39:34 PM PST
by
Ken H
(Austerity is the irresistible force. Entitlements are the immovable object.)
To: SeekAndFind
Cooking it must be similar to eating Chinese food — six days later, you need to cook again...
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posted on
03/04/2012 6:47:31 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(With 6 [days] you get stir, fry.)
To: SeekAndFind
At 95, that woman lived through some hard times.
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posted on
03/04/2012 6:55:17 PM PST
by
fso301
To: Joe 6-pack
Relaxed and ready for the sack, I read your comment and darn near fell out of my chair laughing. I looked at the name and... of course! —It was written by my favorite feller. Sweet dreams, my love, but, LOL! —not too deep! :-*
To: floralamiss
LOL...sleep tight my darling. Don’t let the zombies bite :-*
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posted on
03/04/2012 8:02:46 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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