I had a grade school teacher that would crack you on the knuckles with a ruler.
I had a math teacher who would gut you with a Bowie knife, then yank your head back by the hair, slice your neck open, and hungrily drink of the gushing fountain of blood.
37 posted on 03/04/2012 9:02:51 AM PST by Lazamataz
(If unemployment helps the economy, like the W.H. says, then CONTRACTING CANCER MAKES YOU HEALTHIER!)