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To: Tax-chick

My Unbirthday is any day the shirts arrive! Although I’ve lost weight, I still like loose fitting shirts, and not the ones made for women — my shoulders are too broad.

I made an effort at this place and thought I was all done with cleaning it when the vacuuming was done. Alas. My vacuum died. I spent 40 minutes cleaning it out and dusting it off, and when I plugged it back in and turned it on, it just picked up the stuff, massaged it through the rollers and spit it out the other side.

*sigh*

The inspectors will just have to gig me if they don’t like it. Or buy me a new vacuum.

Guess I will sweep the carpet from now on, since I have two brooms. And I don’t know why...


1,662 posted on 04/02/2012 1:09:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (I didn't lose my mind. It got scared and ran away..)
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To: Monkey Face; Anoreth

Have you seen a “carpet sweeper,” which is a non-electric carpet-cleaning thingie? We have one at church, and Mr. Charles, who is like 90, sweeps up with it.

What’s your size, then? The adult-small fits Sally, so that can’t be you (or me), but I could get you a Breitbart shirt. Sally lacks the political controversialness to get the most out of it. Maybe Pat ... he could intuit it, and wear the shirt to the polls ...

Get us an address, ALREADY!


1,664 posted on 04/02/2012 2:01:27 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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