To: Beaten ValveWhen Pelosi, Reid, and Schumer heard that Cheney had gotten a heart transplant, they said:
Pelosi: I wish I had a heart
Reid: I wish I had a brain
Schumer: I wish I had a life
The Wizard, Obama, said, You dont need a heart, a brain, or a life. Ill take care of all of those for you. You dont need to think, care, know, etc. Its all in my new list of executive powers which I just signed.
You just do what I want and youll live happily ever after (until one of my death panels has to deal with you, my pretty).
Meanwhile, at the Oz Airport, Michele was checking out her new broom, while Eric Holder was training his goose-stepping, flying monkeys for future operations.
The new Wizards of Oz, coming to a political theater near you in November, 2012.
Thanks for the repeat. I hadn’t seen it the first time.