Short Bus's Obama Birth Certificate Defense Is Officially ZOTTED

The Stir ^ | 3/2/12 | Sasha Brown-Worsham

[Monkey Face]

Parakeets and canaries love noises: motors, water running, kids, TV...they sing to help it all along! LOL!

As soon as I go to wash dishes, or take a shower, The Stig begins to sing. When I bring in bags of groceries and start to unpack them, he gets excited. The birds are something else!

[Tax-chick]

Does he like catz, or has he not met any?

Tom says he’s killing millions of brain cells by inhaling rubbing alcohol. I think he needs a better hobby! Aviculture, perhaps.

[Monkey Face]

He might have, in his other life, but he is pretty sheltered here. I want to start taking him outside while the weather is still rather “cool” so he can talk to the other birds without breaking my eardrum.

Well, I guess if Tom inhales enough rubbing alcohol, he will kill enough brain cells to be normal, like the rest of us. ;o]

[Tax-chick]

The people giving the bird away say it likes classical music. That probably means it wouldn’t like the racket here!

[Monkey Face]

Birds are not fussy. It’s all noise to them. All they want is food, a clean cage and enough noise to make them feel they are contributing to something wonderful!

[NicknamedBob]

"Birds are not fussy. It’s all noise to them. All they want is food, a clean cage and enough noise to make them feel they are contributing to something wonderful!"

In a former life, I may have been a bird.

[Monkey Face]

See that? I didn’t even give you a heads uup, DC...

In your former life, Bob, you were still Bob, no matter what shape you shifted into or out of. ;o]

[NicknamedBob]

"In your former life, Bob, you were still Bob, no matter what shape you shifted into or out of."

They gave me tufts of feathers, and tied them in a knot,
A rumper-sticker that said Bird-On-Board was something else I got.
After a while just B-O-B was stuck upon my rear,
And when I left somewhere they said BOB has been here.

I was a cheeky young lad even back then.

[Monkey Face]

...I was a cheeky young lad even back then.

Yes, but it's all behind you now, Bob. ;o]

[Dead Corpse]

Sorry.... I’m at the District caucus... Kinda distracted what with voting, debating, etc....

Got to shake hands with Bachmann. Nice gal. Wish she would have stayed in the race....

[Monkey Face]

Some things are more important than others, DC. You can do it twice for the next 666!

[Cyber Liberty]

Still using the BioFreeze? It’s a better-than-average topical over here. Man, I tingled for hours after my PT worked that stuff into my hip scar....

[Monkey Face]

Used it and ran out. But I have some stuff that is almost as good, so that’s what I’m using. It’s smells like Doublemint gum.

[Darksheare]

Thanks!
Has twice the impact.

[Darksheare]

Plenty of coughee left.
The car under the Grumbling Rug roosting tree is thoroughly messed up.
Not sure, but it appears that the car is either mutating, melting, dissolving in solution, or being consumed.

[Monkey Face]

Sorry folks, but I have to go put some more ice on my knees and prop them up for a while.

See you all tomorrow!

[Tax-chick]

In retrospect, parking the car there would seem to be an error in judgment.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Your coffee is apt to bring about all kinda results.....RAPTURE!!!!

[Anoreth]

I like Tonks best.

[NicknamedBob]

There was a scene where Harry went to see Professor McGonigal, seeking Dumbledore.

In the room where the Professor was officiating, a ghost was taking a test.

I like ambitious ghosts.