[DManA]

My next door neightbor, Og, has a unibrow, protruding eye ridges and wears animal skins.

Works in the IT department at Best Buy.

[katana]

Since you mention Best Buy I take back what I said about “stupid”.

[patton]

My oldest became an EVMS manager, younger kid is majoring in maths.

Dummies.

Not.