Captain Pecard of the Star Ship Enterprise. He is a good guy who facing down threats to what is right and good in the universe.
His enemy are the Romulans. An arrogant alien race who like to take over planets.
Picard the pansy isn’t fit to grace the halls of the Free Republic. He’s a metrosexual weenie that needed a empath to figure out that when soneone shoots at you, they are your enemy and should be destroyed if possible.
But, instead of doing the obvious (ie: firing back), Picard would always hold a conference in the middle of the attack to figure out what he needed to do. He belongs with the rest of the whiny, limp-wristed, metrosexuals on the Daily Kos or the HuffPo.
Kirk is the only real, conservative Captain. He knew how to fight, knew to attack Romulans and Klingons without question... and he would bag even green-skinned Orion slavegirl in sight!