LMAO A+++
“Shmuck” is a wonderfully descriptive word, for Jew and Gentile alike. My favorite “shmuck joke”:
A woman says to her hen-pecked husband, “Harry, you are such a shmuck. If they had a contest of all the shmucks in the world, you would finish second.”
“Second? Why second?”
“’cause you’re a shmuck!”