To: Lonesome in Massachussets
10 posted on
02/22/2012 2:37:24 PM PST by
saganite
(What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
To: saganite
My daughter reported that my grandson said I was smarter than a cheetah. (He meant that as a compliment.) I told her I was faster than Steven Hawkings, too.
You sir, are faster than a neutrino.
To: saganite
“HEY! We don’t serve faster-than-light neutrinos here!” said the bartender. A neutrino goes into a bar.
25 posted on
02/22/2012 3:14:02 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(If unemployment helps the economy, like the W.H. says, then CONTRACTING CANCER MAKES YOU HEALTHIER!)
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