This how it is done: Open with this “and people with low childhood intelligence tend to grow up to have racist and anti-gay views, says a controversial new study.”
Just start by giving this definition to conservatives and the rest of the article writes itself.
Time, Newsweek, the Nation, NYT WP and all leftist publications follow the same formula. State the “fact,” then go from there.
There they go confusing creativity and imagination with intelligence again.