Me too. It won't be too long before the EPA determines that my high and dry 40 acre maple forest is actually wetlands.
Down here in Jackson they tax the square footage on parking lots due to the rainwater not going into the ground. The EPA got the city on their side by telling the city that they could keep the revenue to do with it as they wish.
The county is suing the city now because the county is being taxed by the city due to a couple of county owned parking lots.