My new theory is that Barack Obama does not really want to stand for re-election. If he did, he would not be picking unnecessary fights with everyone over things like Keystone XL and forcing the Catholic Church to provide abortofaecients. And he certainly wouldn’t have Michelle traipsing all over the country telling us all that we are fat and too stupid to know what to eat.
My theory is that he has just given up, and is giving stuff away to people who happen to have his ear at the moment, because he knows it just doesn’t matter. No way he wins in November, so why not buy a little peace and quiet now?
That makes a hevkuvalotta sense!