Cacography.
Consulting the Big Book of Milo’s Profound and Prolost Thoughts:
The etmylogic of cacography is disolved into two propinquities, one being caco as in cackle as in chickens.
The other filariform being graphy, as in graphite as in pencils.
Compound hydrolyzing the two gives chicken scatching as in bad writing.
(see the main article, An Aliquot is O.K., But I’d Rather Have a Pint)
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