Hey, hey, hey, no disparaging attemps at unification.
The math demands something like it to make the standard model happy. It’s best not to disturb the math gods.
Anyway, I do have proof that the WIMP particles exist.
There’s one living in the White House now.
The hypothesized dark matter?
Theres one living in the White House now.
Actually, it's a composite of two particles: one "weakly interacting", and the other one "massive".
The hypothesized dark matter?
Evidence for a massive yet compact head includes its extreme density whereas the halo is thought to be an artifact generated by media interaction.
It is unfortunate that no aspect of the current WIMP could be considered MACHO.