There were no zombie presidents in 1799, yet ... there seems to be lots of Obama Zombies in 2012
There were no zombie presidents in 1799, yet ... there seems to be lots of Obama Zombies in 2012
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Zombie George Washington: How a mad scientist planned to reanimate the first president with lamb’s blood after he died
More than I wanted to know about that. :(
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A white slave owner who spent his life fighting for lower taxes and limited government?
Washington’s radical extremism wouldn’t fly in Obamaland. He’d never get elected.
As a bit of irony, William Thornton received his medical degree from the university of Aberdeen in 1784, which was just about 4 years before Victor Frankenstein was attending school at the University of Ingolstadt.
I’m good with it. A reanimated George Washington could not possibly be any worse than what we have right now, even if they put Abby Normal’s brain in him.
I just hope we can change things back once this putz is unemployed.
Stole that!
:D
*** developed a fever and a sore throat. When his condition became so bad that Washington could no longer swallow the concoctions of vinegar, molasses, and butter with which he was trying to treat himself,***
My doctor diagnosed me with quinsey thirty five years ago. He also said this is what killed George Washington.
It was great knowing I was going to die! Tonsillectomy stopped that!
Pretty sure that wasn't any lurid secret.
Congress expected Washington to be buried in the Capitol burial vault, but Washington's own will provided for interment at Mount Vernon.
It took a couple hundred years, but medicine can now revive people who have died if their body temperature is taken down to something like 40 degrees.
People who drown in icy water can be dead for many minutes and can be brought back to life.
I, for one, welcome our newly awakened undead Commander-in-Chief.
...at least he’s a patriot...