You know, some secret ritual summoning powerful spirits or gods to pull the wool over the eyes of normally smart, thoughtful conservative leaders, driving them to embrace Mitt infatuation?
What else could explain the madness of rejecting Newt in favor of such a colossal dweeb?
A former Mormon professor researched the founders of Mormonism and showed that occult practices, such as casting spells, was an accepted practice.
Makes you wonder.
My tin foil hat must be working.
Joe Smith was an early 19th century penny ante con artist flim-flam man of the same ilk as Mohammad and L. Ron Hubbard.
Where are those golden tablets Joe?
Got you a lot of pussy and power huh?
“Milk before Meat” ping
We all know that LDS must be right(true) and the proof is that so many oppose it :)
Help from their ‘spirit brother’ Lucifer shouldn’t be discounted.
In their Temple they wear a green apron that symbolizes Lucifer’s priesthood.
www.ldsendowment.org
THE APRON
[Lucifer returns as Adam is eating the fruit.]
LUCIFER: That is right.
EVE: [To Adam.] It is better for us to pass through sorrow that we may know the good from the evil. [To Lucifer.] I know thee now. Thou art Lucifer, he who was cast out of Father’s presence for rebellion.
LUCIFER: Yes. You are beginning to see already.
ADAM: What is that apron you have on?
LUCIFER: It is an emblem of my power and priesthoods.
ADAM: Priesthoods?
LUCIFER: Yes, priesthoods.
ADAM: I am looking for Father to come down to give us further instructions.
LUCIFER: Oh, you are looking for Father to come down, are you?
[Elohim and Jehovah are heard speaking outside the Garden Room.]
ELOHIM: Jehovah, we promised Adam that we would visit him and give him further instructions. Come, let us go down.
JEHOVAH: We will go down, Elohim.
ADAM: I hear their voices; they are coming.
LUCIFER: See—you are naked. Take some fig leaves and make you aprons. Father will see your nakedness. Quick! Hide!
[Lucifer withdraws from view.]
ADAM: Brethren and sisters, put on your aprons.