To be more exact:
From the 2010 census, a count of every man, woman and child living in the following states:
25,145,561 TX
4,533,372 LA
3,751,351 OK
2,915,918 AR
5,029,196 CO
2,853,118 KA
2,059,179 NM
Total - 46,287,695
Just to make it more accurate and closer to the 46 million people on food stamps, we’ll subtract some people in the following Texas towns:
-229,573 Lubbock (Buddy Holly lives.)
-46,936 Pfugerville (Don’t you just love that name?)
-10,906 Sweetwater (Home of the World’s Largest Rattlesnake Round-Up :)
= 287,415 self-sustaining people subtracted from the 46,287,695 in the above states = 46,000,280
(There’s probably about 280 people living in Cut & Shoot if we wanna get technical. :)
Oops. I see i left the “l” out of Pflugerville. My apologies to Henry Pfluger and all his German descendents.