Down to???? It was 7.8% when he started. Millions just gave up on working causing the unemployment rate to be 8.5% instead of 11% if they kept on looking... check
4. 22 months of job and economic growth with no help...check
Some of the weakest "growth" (much of which comes from pretending that there is no inflation, thus all growth is real growth) since the Great Depression... check
6. DADT repeal...check
And you can keep it.. check.
7. Not one tax hike in 3 years....check
Even though he tried his da**dest.. check.. And put though some tax increases on every pacemaker, artificial knee and stint... check
9. Still carry 80% of the black vote...check
80%???? That's down from around 95% in 2008... check.
10. Same wife for... 15 years with no extra marital affairs... doule check!!!
She would slam him into the boards like a hockey enforcer if he tried to... body check!!!
11. Save auto industry and 1.5 million jobs.. check
Violated contracts and bankruptcy law by forcing the bondholders to take a beating to protect the unions... check
12. Only active President to receive Nobel Peace prize while in office.
And he got it for "not being George Bush above and beyond the call of duty".
14. STILL fighting for middle class families....double, double check!
By middle class you must mean protecting Warren Buffet's investment in trains to haul oil by preventing safe pipelines... check (cashed and deposited!)
15. Reform Affordable healthcare.... check
Palliative care only, no treatment... medical chart check.
#10: Shoot, she’d break his skinny ass in half over her knee.
Don't be too hasty- he's been screwing a few hundred million Americans - men, women and children ever since he made it to the Oval Office.