Haha, they never make it to ‘friend’ status.
Just this afternoon I signed on to FB and someone had posted a huge photo of the jug-eared Wanker in Chief with a sh!t-eating grin on my feed, with something about how he’s done such a great job and deserves another four years. (This is someone who has been unemployed for two of the past three years, but we won’t go there... she obviously doesn’t see the connection.) I zapped her. See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya.