[Old Sarge]

In a statement released by the White House, President Obama said he had authorized a rescue mission Monday.

And not only did he authorize it, but he planned it, supervised it, deployed with the team, and went shirtless into battle with a Glock in either hand and double-tapped every one of the pirates with a standard-issue Hollywood Bottomless Magazine!

SWOOOOOON!

(As reported by the Media)

[albie]

“And not only did he authorize it, but he planned it, supervised it, deployed with the team, and went shirtless into battle with a Glock”

...don’t forget Obama also trained the Navy Seals and flew the helicopter into the danger zone.