[raccoonradio]

One of those mayor-sports-bet things. Discovered by Brian McCarthy and publicized by HowieCarr.us

[Cicero]

Lobsters vs. Crab Cakes. New England vs. Maryland. Makes a certain kind of sense.

[raccoonradio]

Crab cakes, actually, are on the way to Da Mayah.

A song in the musical version of Hairspray was about how one character had been named "Miss Baltimore Crabs" in a dance/beauty competition.

From National Lampoon true facts, actual sign on a seafood outlet: FORGET THE STEAK HONEY, I'M COMING HOME WITH THE CRABS

[PTBAA]

How about speech lessons instead?

[a fool in paradise]

What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay there.