I’d pay my life’s savings to see Chuck Norris and Zero duke it out in a steel cage.
Norris and Rick Perry are buddies. That is where this is coming from.
NEWT GINGRICH FACTS:
* In a debate with Newt Gingrich, the only issue up for debate is whether or not he’ll let you live.
* Newt Gingrich doesn’t make contracts with America anymore. America makes contracts with him.
* Newt Gingrich doesn’t spin in the post-debate spin room. Everyone else spins around him.
* Newt Gingrich doesn’t need your endorsement. You need his.
* Newt Gingrich once saw someone make a turn to the left on the highway. The body was never identified.
* There is only one key demographic that matters in TV news ratings and his name is Newt Gingrich.
* In a Newt Gingrich interview, there are no “gotcha questions,” only suicide attempts.
That should do it right there!
Apparently we need Chuck Norris’ WIFE to endorse him along with a lot of other wives (apparently, now, they’re saying Gingrich is not too popular with the women voters - always something).