My wife and I were riding the NY Subway down to Coney Island when we made a stop above ground. The doors opened and nobody was on the platform. A pigeon, however, flew into the car with us and took the 20 minute ride down to Coney Island.
When we reached the final stop, the pigeon flew out like it actually knew where it was going.
Hilarious!
Of course, the real reason was the pigeon was looking for food dropped on the floor of the subway car by other passengers.
But liberals will tell us that a new pipeline will disrupt animal life.
I grew up in Coney Island. There were things that came out after dark that would make Marlin Perkins take notice.