They are all the series premieres.
ROFL!
I could save you some time and summerize each of the premieres:
Jack Bauer follows his son around, saying "Jake! Jake, wait! Don't go in there, Jake!".An annoyingly persistant social worker follows him saying "You're a bad parent! You're going to lose custody of your son!"
Inevitably, Jake leads them all into a dangerous situation which causes someone to grab the kid for his own protection.
The kid screams like a howler monkey until he's let go.
Jack Bauer whispers: "Why won't you talk to me?" (cue tender music)
There's also some stuff about numbers, Danny Glover, the Smoke Monster from Lost and some mystical crap that we're supposed to care about, but never do.
The end.
LOL, thank you, you have just saved me seven hours of torture:)