[caver]

I only hope that our candidates have enough nads to use this as a campaign issue.

[Pessimist]

“I only hope that our candidates have enough nads to use this as a campaign issue.”

You’re an opitmist, aren’t you?

[Don Carlos]

...hope that our candidates have enough nads ...

Surely, you jest! (And no, I did not call you Shirley) ;)