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Could it be more clear? You, my friend, are a shining example of that.
Take, for example, your generous responses to various females, whether mammalian or reptile, saints or sinners. How many have recognized you for what you are: a charitable, forgiving and understanding creature. And, despite being a reptile, your modesty compels you to wear a wool suit, and that is another quality so many today lack.
If I may, please allow me to sum this up:
1. You are sensitive.
2. You are generous.
3. You are forgiving.
4. You are understanding.
5. You are modest.
6. You are stylishly dressed, yet humble and unassuming.
I could go on and on, but I don't want to embarrass you.
Don't forget:
7. I leap with amazing swiftness and unreal strength over 20 feet in the air, and with a hideous screech, pounce on a person with my massive claws holding him (or her) down by the spinal column-- allowing my massive jaws lined with vicious, unbelieveably sharp teeth to effortlessly snap 5 to 10 pound lumps of flesh from their body, with arcs of crimson blood looping lazily through the air, as they scream their dying scream.
It's my most endearing quality.