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To: Lazamataz
Velociraptors are the most sensitive of all the dinosaurs.

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Could it be more clear? You, my friend, are a shining example of that.

Take, for example, your generous responses to various females, whether mammalian or reptile, saints or sinners. How many have recognized you for what you are: a charitable, forgiving and understanding creature. And, despite being a reptile, your modesty compels you to wear a wool suit, and that is another quality so many today lack.

If I may, please allow me to sum this up:

1. You are sensitive.

2. You are generous.

3. You are forgiving.

4. You are understanding.

5. You are modest.

6. You are stylishly dressed, yet humble and unassuming.

I could go on and on, but I don't want to embarrass you.

67 posted on 01/16/2012 2:51:50 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham
If I may, please allow me to sum this up:

1. You are sensitive.

2. You are generous.

3. You are forgiving.

4. You are understanding.

5. You are modest.

6. You are stylishly dressed, yet humble and unassuming.

Don't forget:

7. I leap with amazing swiftness and unreal strength over 20 feet in the air, and with a hideous screech, pounce on a person with my massive claws holding him (or her) down by the spinal column-- allowing my massive jaws lined with vicious, unbelieveably sharp teeth to effortlessly snap 5 to 10 pound lumps of flesh from their body, with arcs of crimson blood looping lazily through the air, as they scream their dying scream.

It's my most endearing quality.

69 posted on 01/16/2012 2:59:28 PM PST by Lazamataz (Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
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