To: TheOldLady; trisham; onyx
Is there any advice you can offer a velociraptor in a wool suit (moi)?
3 posted on
01/16/2012 1:51:52 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
To: Lazamataz
Yes. Imho, your biggest threat is the common clothes moth, Tineola bisselliella.
Avoid it.
8 posted on
01/16/2012 1:59:03 PM PST by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Lazamataz
Is there any advice you can offer a velociraptor in a wool suit (moi)? Most assuredly. That pipe. Put. It. Down!
22 posted on
01/16/2012 2:07:00 PM PST by
houeto
("Click Free or Die!" -Travis McGee)
To: Lazamataz
Is there any advice you can offer a velociraptor in a wool suit Go for the pin stripe look.
Wimmin really go for velos in pin stripes on MLK day..........they solve sexism
To: Lazamataz
Is there any advice you can offer a velociraptor Yes.
Evolve.
Become a bird.
We Avian-Americans are valued members of society.
32 posted on
01/16/2012 2:12:24 PM PST by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Lazamataz
Since you're an absolutely ruthless and voracious killing machine, I'd say become a lawyer. From there, you could make it all the way to the presidency and fit right in, every step of the way.
Think of it! No more living in the forest with no home and no food! European vacations all year long! Celebrities fawning all over you - and most of them are so yummy and full of drugs, you'll never have to buy another hit of anything!
And when you decide to become dictator for life, who the hell could stop you?
Go for it!! You can do this.
70 posted on
01/16/2012 3:01:02 PM PST by
TheOldLady
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