Lock the jerk in a room with 20 cells playing the “rooster crowing” ringtone popular in Southeast Asia. If his head doesn’t explode, he will never leave his phone on anything except vibrate again.
Nah, you have to keep within the genre. I am torn between a complete cycle of Arnold Schoenberg's 12-tone works and the complete Wagner Ring Cycle (in one sitting) [with Anna Russell commenting behind him].