[norwaypinesavage]

There was a slight error in the article. What was actually developed was a UPerlens. A UPerlens is what UPers use to aim their shot guns. It's made out of snow, for which there are abundant supplies at Michigan Tech. (For you developmentally disabled, out there, a UPer is a resident of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.)

[Kenny Bunk]

UPers use to aim their shot guns

UPers do not really aim their shotguns, since most are convinced the noise is what brings down the game upon which they subsist. They do hit things occasionally, but it is due to the extremely broad patterns achieved with their worn 1896 Iver Johnsons. Also, using the barrel as a tire iron tends to flatten it a bit, adding to the lethal pattern.

UPers also manage to hit themselves with alarming frequency as they trip over barbed wire fences hidden in the snow or when their Iver Johnsons fall over in bars. Obama has promised to make them an endangered species.