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To: Cowgirl of Justice
Wear one of these when you go into the ER



and give them the evil eye and you are guaranteed to clear the place of any illegals. It should cut your wait time in half or more!
8 posted on 01/05/2012 4:15:27 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

My Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the ER I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here’s the hat:
(pic of Border Patrol hat)

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

If you live in Texas , it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew ran out the back door and l never got my order!


10 posted on 01/05/2012 4:20:01 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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