Let's see...Gasconade....lemonade? Naw....handgrenade?..Here we go.......
Mayor Everette Belcher Fillpotts III, Master of Eructation, became gasconade after drinking spiked lemonade, required medical aid for a case of colonnade.
15 posted on 01/05/2012 5:56:29 AM PST by count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)