[CodeToad]

I was on a Korean Air Lines flight and was with a chinese chick (her description, not mine) who recommended I take the chicken when asked, "Meat or chicken?".

[anglian]

There is a reason some of those stuffed toys look so real. Any Customs agents can tell you.

"DNA tests were done on the fur trim of a man's parka from a New Jersey Burlington Coat Factory outlet. The findings? Dog fur. Cat figurines covered in fur sold in Hallmark stores tested positive for cat. Those same figurines were found in shops in the Reagan National Airport near Washington, DC, and other stores."

[Travis McGee]

Meat, or chicken? Chinese chicken? Go meow, or cluck?
I remember monkey on a stick grilled on street corners in the P.I. I passed it up. As I passed on baloots.