1 posted on
12/31/2011 6:17:16 PM PST by
decimon
To: decimon
2 posted on
12/31/2011 6:20:18 PM PST by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: decimon
Nope. Ain’t sayin’ it. Wouldn’t be prudent.
3 posted on
12/31/2011 6:21:08 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: decimon
I wouldn’t advise breaking into their apartment.
4 posted on
12/31/2011 6:21:41 PM PST by
dljordan
("Tyranny, like Hell, is not easily conquered.")
To: decimon
I tried it and divorced him. LOL
5 posted on
12/31/2011 6:23:11 PM PST by
dforest
To: decimon
Having a pet gorilla is one of my fantasy pets.
If it weren’t for all the shiat that would be laying about my place...
6 posted on
12/31/2011 6:24:02 PM PST by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
To: decimon
Just wait till some fool decides to break into their house in the middle of the night.
7 posted on
12/31/2011 6:26:16 PM PST by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: decimon
Well at least we have an answer to the question “Where does a gorilla sleep?”
To: decimon
Living with my ex wife wasn’t exactly a picnic.
9 posted on
12/31/2011 6:31:43 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
To: decimon
10 posted on
12/31/2011 6:36:04 PM PST by
Ditter
To: decimon
Unfair to the gorilla and also unfair to the neighbors of these people. As far as I know, gorillas aren’t as aggressive as chimpanzees but are even more powerful. As much as these people might believe this gorilla is a loving member of the family, it’s still an undomesticated animal with far more intelligence than any pit bull and enough strength to tear an entire NFL team limb from limb. All it takes is one bad afternoon some day and this gorilla can perform more carnage than a small bomb.
To: decimon
Gorillas have some language skills and self awareness. My worry is if she suffers some mental or emotional confusion ala Alzheimer's with age.
In the meantime, anyone who breaks in to that place will discover how massively strong a gorilla is compared to a human (ie, about 8x).
15 posted on
12/31/2011 7:44:05 PM PST by
piytar
(The Obama Depression. Say it early, say it often. Why? Because it's TRUE.)
To: decimon
If she can open a beer and make a ham sandwich, why not!
16 posted on
12/31/2011 8:25:13 PM PST by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: decimon
Edger Allen Poe wrote the book on this.
23 posted on
01/01/2012 2:31:19 AM PST by
B.Lyle
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